Humorous Wedding Speech by the Best Man -- Wedding Toasts Roasts Speec

killing Wedding Speech by the Best ManWhen Daniel came to me and asked me to be his surmount man, it was a great honour but, when I looked at solely the duties require of me, I felt hed be better send off choosing someone else. Then he offered me a fifty, but I told him that it wasnt a decision that money could change. So then he offered me a hundred. Anyway, good evening Ladies and Gentlemen - My name is Rob and its my pleasure to be Daniels best man today. So let me tell you about all those best man duties that originally concerned me, because I was immediately stumped by the first one ensure that the grooms face and hairs-breadth are in order. Well Daniel, I have to say that if disposition didnt get them in order the first time around, what chance did I have? It was also my responsibility to ensure the groom choose his habilitate wisely. Well, there wasnt a suit in the shop that he didnt correct on. As many of you know, Daniels job as a Policeman requires him to entertai n calm in stressful situations, so it was a bit of a surprise when he asked the shop owner if he could throw in a spare pair of underpants too. My second obligation was to get Daniel to the church service on time. Not an easy task, particularly since Kims nickname for Daniel is Everlast - not for his bedchamber skills, but for his time keeping. We have GMT, we have BST, but is anyone here known with PWT? Well, Daniel Wilson Time runs about 40 minutes behind either ... ...2 of us on the trip and its only fair that the culprit for this too bad accident remains anonymous, because it could ruin his wedding day if anyone else found out. view that was pretty much it, Kim reminded me of a duty that wasnt on my list. As best man, it is my job to keep all Daniels past female acquaintances at bay. I told her not to worry as the wedding is on a Friday, and I doubt theyd be allowed the day off school. So now I come to my final wedding day duty which isnt a duty authoritatively its a r eal pleasure on behalf of the bridesmaids and myself I sincerely wish you, Daniel, and your lovely wife, Kim, lasting love and happiness Ladies and gentlemen, to the bride and groom